The Only BS I Need In My Life Is Breakfast And Squats Shirt! And please, please don’t misunderstand this. For those who know me, you know my 8-year-old son, nearly 80 pounds, is now a miracle on earth. Nothing is more precious than listening to him giggle with joy or smirking smiles or seeing him in a rough house with his husband or sister, or seeing him start moving in pairs His legs while in the harness to try and step… slowly lift a heavy leg for a while. Nothing.