Stacy is in Chicago, it turns out, invite Margaret’s sad ex Kevin her coronation. He claims he’s moved on, but he’s in sweats, which is movie code for “a shell of a human being,” so… Okay, we’re all going Montenaro, where Margaret lives. (I know royals are wealthy, but couldn’t Stacy have texted Kevin grab a JetBlue flight and save a little cash?) I don’t know why, but I hate Kevin’s turtleneck. He’s actually pretty hot, and he deserves a better sweater. Montage/palace ur time! Kevin and Margaret get in one of those classic throwing-flour-on-each-othe Dogs make Me happy humans make my head hurt shirt fights that play so well in rom-coms, but would be extremely weird IRL.
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