I’ve always told my kids what I want for Christmas is good kids and I already have them. Don’t Ask Me For Advice I Still Think Punching Stupid People Shirt! This says it even better. My children each year ask me the same question. After thinking about it, I decided I’d give them my real answer: What do I want for Christmas? I want you. I want you to keep coming around, I want you to bring your kids around, I want you to ask me questions, ask my advice, tell me your problems, ask for my opinion, ask for my help.