Why couldn’t this teaser be, like, one minute and 38 seconds? At least let us glimpse the girls!The cynic in me feels the omission of stars in the Everybody has an addiction mine just happens to be Tomb Stone Shirt teaser might be an attempt to cover up in case the project goes awry. Time will tell!A viable casting option:Random aside: Is there anything more endearing than a straight, cishet man who has seen all of Sex and the City? (Yes, the bar is on the floor, but I digress.) I knew I was in platonic friend-love with a friend’s boyfriend when I found out he averaged two SATC episodes a night, one while making his dinner and one while eating it.