I don’t think my life will look vastly different now that the CDC has announced surfaces aren’t a huge threat; I mean, what would a more surface-filled life even look like, aside from, say, hauling a neighbor’s used desk in from a stoop sale without fear? Still, in the Happy mother’s day from the reason you drink shirt troubled times, I’m giving thanks for anything that we can rule out as a major COVID-19 spreading point, even if—as in this case—we kind of already knew it. So, bye! Going to take the subway to Brighton Beach and sit on a public bench in short-shorts for the rest of my life!
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