I’m looking at I’m A Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Seat Belt Shirt in a catalog… Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English. The best thing about the goold old days was that I wasn’t good and I wasn’t old. Whew, that was close, I almost had to socialize. I’d grow my own food if I could only find bacon seeds. When I was a kid, I wanted to be older… This crap is not what I expected. No, I don’t need anger management, you need to stop pissing me off. I could be a morning person, if morning happened after noon.