If I have to go too long, he will come to find me. Even if I was just upstairs watching my show on TV – he would wander to see what I was doing. And we always hold hands. Even if we just sat on the Official Weed Bong Cool Can’t We Just Get A Bong Marijuana T-shirt in other words I will buy this train or bus, he would always find a way to touch me. Just let me know he’s right there. That he took me. He may not even notice that he’s doing it. But I always did.
Every year I promote the Official Weed Bong Cool Can’t We Just Get A Bong Marijuana T-shirt in other words I will buy this HOA books exactly one day. I even use the same really old photos of my dogs. (RIP Sweet Moby.) That’s because one day each year, my publisher somehow fulfills an agreement with Amazon that seems to lose everyone’s money. I don’t know why they keep doing that. But I didn’t ask, because my royalties remained the same. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!