I stop by this restaurant called Observatory after work regularly, since it’s right down the street for a relaxing beer. I walk in, dressed in my Official I Work With Strippers Shirt, shorts, and flip flops (yes I have a hat on. It’s sunny. Its like you wearing sunglasses. That’s why I tilt my hat to the side. To keep the sun out, even when it’s not sunny. That’s why you wear sunglasses at night, like I wear my hat), and take a seat. For a second, I’m looking at my regular bartender and waitresses and they look at me and then do a double take.